closure

clo·sure

Pronunciation: \ˈklō-zhər\
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English, from Anglo-French, from Latin clausura, from clausus, past participle of claudere to close — more at close
Date: 14th century

1 archaic : means of enclosing : enclosure
2 : an act of closing : the condition of being closed <closure of the eyelids> closures>
3 : something that closes closure>
4 [translation of French clôture] : cloture
5 : the property that a number system or a set has when it is mathematically closed under an operation
6 : a set that consists of a given set together with all the limit points of that set
7 : an often comforting or satisfying sense of finality closure>; also : something (as a satisfying ending) that provides such a sense
Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

closure
	1. To attempt to 'move on' following the termination of a relationship with another individual. 2. When used in a sentence, insinuates that the individual using the word is the same individual who was the target of the 'break-up'. 3. A word used by overly-emotional, self-centered 'drama queens' (mostly women and gay men). 4. Individuals using this word generally will utter the word 'chapter' during their often one-sided conversations. 5. A word created during the 90's which was borne out of individuals unable to cope with relationship failure. 6. Individuals using this word insinuate that the more stable party is responsible for all of the 'closured' individual's problems, as well as the War in Iraq, airbag safety issues, the Democratic National Convention, dustless chalk, nipples on men, PMS, and bad-hair days. Betsy: So whadda' you think, Donna? Donna: Well, you gotta' let me read the damn thing! Betsy: Okay, okay... sorry! Donna: (Reads out loud) Dear Betsy, It has been four long months and I can no longer be party to this relationship. Yes, you do have the finest body I've ever seen, and as you have repeatedly told me, no one gives better head. I understand our college football and baseball teams can confirm this as well. Honestly, the fact that you have slept with everyone in the faculty is not the problem I'm having. The problem is your hygiene. Most women clean themselves off after sex... the corners of the mouth, the pearl necklace... and, umm, you know what I mean. If you at least brushed your teeth each day, your dentist wouldn't have to contend with the variety of pubic hair in your mouth. I'm sorry, Betsy, but I need a woman with standards... any kind of standards. Just not you. You suck, Dave Betsy: Well?? What do you think? Donna: Well, you do need to brush. That's gross. Betsy: I NEED CLOSURE! Donna: No, you need a life, you self-centered drama queen! Betsy: Oh! Another chapter in my life ends! Donna: Don't start with me, bitch.
2.	closure
	the final step in the grieving process; figurative 'scar tissue' After all these years of crying over Tim, i still havent found closure.
3.	closure
	when you rid yo self of problems. I've finally found closure!

4.	closure
	So I took this chick's new webcam and I strangled her with it. Then I peed in her butt and stapled it shut. I got closure by acting out the above definition.