1. To attempt to 'move on' following the termination of a relationship with another individual. 2. When used in a sentence, insinuates that the individual using the word is the same individual who was the target of the 'break-up'. 3. A word used by overly-emotional, self-centered 'drama queens' (mostly women and gay men). 4. Individuals using this word generally will utter the word ' chapter' during their often one-sided conversations. 5. A word created during the 90's which was borne out of individuals unable to cope with relationship failure. 6. Individuals using this word insinuate that the more stable party is responsible for all of the 'closured' individual's problems, as well as the War in Iraq, airbag safety issues, the Democratic National Convention, dustless chalk, nipples on men, PMS, and bad-hair days. Betsy: So whadda' you think, Donna? Donna: Well, you gotta' let me read the damn thing! Betsy: Okay, okay... sorry! Donna: (Reads out loud) Dear Betsy, It has been four long months and I can no longer be party to this relationship. Yes, you do have the finest body I've ever seen, and as you have repeatedly told me, no one gives better head. I understand our college football and baseball teams can confirm this as well. Honestly, the fact that you have slept with everyone in the faculty is not the problem I'm having. The problem is your hygiene. Most women clean themselves off after sex... the corners of the mouth, the pearl necklace... and, umm, you know what I mean. If you at least brushed your teeth each day, your dentist wouldn't have to contend with the variety of pubic hair in your mouth. I'm sorry, Betsy, but I need a woman with standards... any kind of standards. Just not you. You suck, Dave Betsy: Well?? What do you think? Donna: Well, you do need to brush. That's gross. Betsy: I NEED CLOSURE! Donna: No, you need a life, you self-centered drama queen! Betsy: Oh! Another chapter in my life ends! Donna: Don't start with me, bitch.
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